A minx of seventeen, with rather fine Brown eyes and freckles and a cheerful grin, She saunters up the ward, and stricken sin Nods and looks pleasant (why should one repine?)....
My dear Sir William Harcourt, - (I have not time to get up your other distinguished names, So that you must please excuse the plain Sir William), My dear Sir William, do you ever survey the Liberal party,...
My dear Deceased Wife's Sister, - (The wife of my bosom being still happily amongst us, The above, As the learned might say, Is a misnomer. You, on the other hand, Are a Miss - - ,...
Dear Brindle, - Possibly your name is not Brindle, But that is of no consequence; The great point, my dear Brindle, being That when his Majesty Edward VII. Landed at Flushing the other day...