When with me the play she goes, I much admire the buds and bows And all that on Kate's headgear grows. But when some other night I see That hat between the stage and me, My taste and Kate's do not agree.
In hand I take this pen of mine To write you, sweet, a valentine; I'd take your dainty hand instead, But'you're a drawing - I am wed' And that is why, you understand, I only take my pen in hand.