Twain? Oh, yes, I've heard Mark Twain Heard him down to Pleasant Plain; Funny? Yes, I guess so. Folks Seemed to laugh loud at his jokes, Laughed to beat the band; but I Couldn't rightly make out why....
Saint Peter stood, at Heaven's gate, All souls claims to adjudicate Saying to some souls, "Enter in!" "Go to Hell," to others, "you are steeped in sin." When up from earth, with a great hubbub,...
Sence fair Jessica hez left us Seems ez ef she hed bereft us, When she went, o' half o' livin'; Fer we never knowed she'd driven Into us so much content, Till fair Jessica hed went....