Oh, you're the girl lives on the corner? Come in if you want to come quick! There's no one but me in the house, and the cook but she's only a stick....
'Crying!' Of course I am crying, and I guess you would be crying, too, If people were telling such stories as they tell about me, about you. Oh yes, you can laugh if you want to, and smoke as you didn't care how,...
Oh, say, have you seen at the Willows so green So charming and rurally true A singular bird, with a manner absurd, Which they call the Australian Emeu? Have you Ever seen this Australian Emeu? ...
Well, you see, the fact is, Colonel, I don't know as I can come: For the farm is not half planted, and there's work to do at home; And my leg is getting troublesome, it laid me up last fall,...
Which it is not my style To produce needless pain By statements that rile Or that go 'gin the grain, But here's Captain Jack still a-livin', and Nye has no skelp on his brain! ...
Our window's not much, though it fronts on the street; There's a fly in the pane that gets nothin' to eat; But it's curious how people think it's a treat For me to look out of the window! ...
What was it the Engines said, Pilots touching, head to head Facing on the single track, Half a world behind each back? This is what the Engines said, Unreported and unread. ...