None ever knew his name, Honoured, or one of shame, Highborn or lowly; Only upon that tree Two letters, J and C, Carved by him, mark where he Lay dying slowly.
'It's my shout this time, boys, so come along and breast the bar, And kindly mention what you're going to take; I don't feel extra thirsty, so I'll sample that 'three-star',...
There came a lonely Briton to the town, A solitary Briton with a mission, He'd vowed a vow to put all 'shouting' down, To relegate it to a low position.
Yes, there it hangs upon the wall And never gives a sound, The hand that trimmed its greenhide fall Is hidden underground, There, in that patch of sally shade, Beneath that grassy mound. ...
The rum was rich and rare, There were wagers in the air, The atmosphere was rosy, and the tongues were wagging free; But one was in the revel Whose occiput was level...