There came a crowder to the Mermaid Inn, One dark May night, Fiddling a tune that quelled our motley din, With quaint delight, It haunts me yet, as old lost airs will do, A phantom strain:...
Steadfast as any soldier of the line He served his England, with the imminent death Poised at his heart. Nor could the world divine The constant peril of each burdened breath. ...
The man who discovered the use of a chair, Odds--bobs-- What a wonderful man! He used to sit down on it, tearing his hair, Till he thought of a highly original plan....