I never loved a dear Gazelle, Nor anything that cost me much: High prices profit those who sell, But why should I be fond of such? To glad me with his soft black eye...
There are certain things, a spider, a ghost, The income-tax, gout, an umbrella for three, That I hate, but the thing that I hate the most Is a thing they call the Sea. ...
"'Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare 'You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.' As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes....
The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might: He did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright, And this was odd, because it was The middle of the night. ...
There was a young lady of station 'I love man' was her sole exclamation But when men cried, 'You flatter' She replied, 'Oh! no matter Isle of Man is the true explanation.'
I have a horse, a ryghte good horse, Ne doe Y envye those Who scoure ye playne yn headye course Tyll soddayne on theyre nose They lyghte wyth unexpected force Yt ys, a horse of clothes. ...
"You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white; And yet you incessantly stand on your head, Do you think, at your age, it is right? ...