June 4th! Do you know what that date means? June 4th! By this air and these pines! Well, only you know how I hate scenes, These might be my very last lines! For perhaps, sir, you'll kindly remember...
I'm sitting alone by the fire, Dressed just as I came from the dance, In a robe even you would admire, It cost a cool thousand in France; I'm be-diamonded out of all reason, My hair is done up in a cue:...
Being asked by an intimate party, Which the same I would term as a friend, Though his health it were vain to call hearty, Since the mind to deceit it might lend; For his arm it was broken quite recent,...
Down the picket-guarded lane Rolled the comfort-laden wain, Cheered by shouts that shook the plain, Soldier-like and merry: Phrases such as camps may teach, Sabre-cuts of Saxon speech,...
Have you heard the story that gossips tell Of Burns of Gettysburg? No? Ah, well: Brief is the glory that hero earns, Briefer the story of poor John Burns. He was the fellow who won renown,...
When I bought you for a song, Years ago Lord knows how long! I was struck I may be wrong By your features, And a something in your air That I couldn't quite compare To my other plain or fair...
Wot's that you're readin'? a novel? A novel! well, darn my skin! You a man grown and bearded and histin' such stuff ez that in Stuff about gals and their sweethearts! No wonder you're thin ez a knife....
Captain of the Western wood, Thou that apest Robin Hood! Green above thy scarlet hose, How thy velvet mantle shows! Never tree like thee arrayed, O thou gallant of the glade! ...
And you are the poet, and so you want Something what is it? a theme, a fancy? Something or other the Muse won't grant To your old poetical necromancy; Why, one half you poets you can't deny...
Oh, you're the girl lives on the corner? Come in if you want to come quick! There's no one but me in the house, and the cook but she's only a stick....
'Crying!' Of course I am crying, and I guess you would be crying, too, If people were telling such stories as they tell about me, about you. Oh yes, you can laugh if you want to, and smoke as you didn't care how,...
Lo! where the castle of bold Pfeiffer throws Its sullen shadow on the rolling tide, No more the home where joy and wealth repose, But now where wassailers in cells abide;...