Dey tal me ay ban a gude faller. Ay guess dey ban right; but, yee whiz! Ef yu ever ban a gude faller, Yu know 'bout how costly it is. Ay vork op in voods since Nowember,...
Barbara Frietchie ban brave old hen, Her age it ban tree score and ten. She living in Frederick, Maryland, - It ban yust a dinky von night stand. But Barbara rise to fame, yu bet,...
"Yu ban old, Fader Olaf," a young geezer say, "yure hair it ban whiter sum snow; Ay lak yu to tal me how yu keep so young. By Yudas! Ay ant hardly know."